After spending an afternoon (4-6:30) Chuck E. Cheese I've come to the conclusion it was invented by a minion of Satan. It's parent's hell. Germ factory, standing room only, hundreds of children and adults, children who don't share, children that throw temper tantrums, parents who don't share, parents that throw temper tantrums, toddlers going up the wrong way on the slide, parents who don't watch their toddlers, and indifferent employees.

But the child had a great time... "The best birthday party ever!!"