Repeat after me "Tara is an idiot."
Today was "Show and Tell" at school today, and of course, we forgot to bring something. So I run out to the car and the only thing I've got is a broken air rocket. Well, I run it into school, tell them it's broken, but he can "tell" them how it works rather than "show".
Well, it seems there was a little excitement during class, apparently it wasn't broken, my son is "showing" how it works, pumps it up and pushes the button--WHAM it hits the light on the ceiling then comes back down and hits his best friend in the head. Nobody was hurt--thank God.
I'm blaming my husband, he swore darned thing was broken. In fact, I'd emailed the company to complain about the thing and they sent us another one that we've never used.
Tara, the idiot
3 comments:
LMAO Oh Tara - that's a riot! I can just imagine Junior's surprise when it went off.
Forget Junior's reaction, can you imagine the teachers--holy crap, I'm sure they're still "blessing" me.
Oh, Tara, I have tears rolling down my face I'm laughing so hard. Sorry, but I had a boy that age at one time and I have been there. Someday you'll look back and laugh. I promise.
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